Just Breathe

Let me start by saying, I hate winter, it's dumb. I don't ski or anything like that. Why, because that's also dumb. Why should I pay someone to be cold. The warmer weather has arrived and I'm loving it. So now let me say, What the FUCK is up with my allergies??? I haven't been able to breathe out of my nose since 1990. Ok maybe that's exaggerating a little but I have been using Flonase every day for the past 5 years.

So what did I decide to do. Hey, I can't breathe so lets go mow the lawn. Yes, so now I'm out there sweating my ass off and unable to breathe out of my nose. Since I am breathing out of my mouth, my throat dries up and now I am unable to swallow. So now I look down and my shirt is wet. Not from sweating but from drooling. Hailie, who is getting 5 molars at once, has less drool on her shirt then I do. I have never felt more attractive in my entire life.

To top it all off, there is no more beer. Now I have to take my sweaty, drooling ass up to the store to get more.

FYI - If anyone finds my happy place could you please let me know.