So much has happened since I last posted that I don't even know where to start. I've been trying to keep myself busy, especially since the weather has been nice. Had a great outside drinking-fest last Saturday. I think I may need to start having a cut-off buddy. You know, someone who tells me when I'm cut off. I read a book in 4 days because I could not put it down. I think Jodi Picoult has achieved the title of my favorite author. If you haven't read any of her books, do it. My Sister's Keeper is my favorite. I have 2 projects going on at the same time at work and it's driving me crazy. Usually you can find just about anything on the internet these days. The problem is, that there is so much information out there that it is hard to find specific information and drug research will drive you crazy to begin with. I also get to install 2 new machines tomorrow, so I'm hoping tomorrow flies by. It's not that I don't like my job, it's just I want Saturday to be over with. I have to go to a stupid 30th birthday party. It's not that I don't love my cousin or that I don't want to be there. I just think that birthdays are stupid. I hate my birthday and I guess I don't get it when people like to celebrate theirs. I have a friend who celebrates her birthday for a week. She calls it her birthday week. I dunno, maybe I'm the weird one.

Breeding disaster?

Recently I was doing a search online for ugly cats. I needed a good picture of one to email to a friend of mine. (That's a whole other story, don't ask). As I look at picture after picture, I find this.



Now, I know it's been 4 years since I've worked in the veterinary field but I'm pretty sure that this is not a cat. If this is a cat what 2 breeds do you have to breed together to get something that looks like this? If you have one please do not invite me over because I feel it will cause me to hover in the fetal position and rock back and forth until it goes away. Seriously, if anyone knows what the hell this thing is please email me and let me know.

Keep on Rollin'

God Damn I'm on a roll. Another kick ass night at work. I got so much done that I thought I'm probably permanently cross-eyed, but you gotta love production. There's still a lot of weird shit going on but right now it doesn't really bother me. Today the good definitely outweighed the bad!

Can't believe I haven't posted in almost a week. Time really has a way of getting away from you. I had a small procedure done at the hospital on Friday and everything went fine. It was good to get back to work. I really hate taking off from work. I don't know why, maybe I'm just weird. I was kicking ass tonight at work. I got so much done. I was a freaking maniac. Well, more than usual.

Other than that there has been some really weird shit happening to me. Can't explain it in writing but I decided to let it all happen and just deal with it. I had such an eye opening experience that I cannot handle myself and will be calling someone to help with that. I don't know, it's just weird but that's okay.

Freakin' Lasers

Okay, well drunk laser tag didn't happen for me. Actually it didn't really happen for anybody. After 10 pm they close all the games and just the bar is open. Well, I had a little blood pressure crash and couldn't make it out and I'm kind of glad since a) no drunk laser tag and b) they got food poisoning.

So now instead of playing laser tag I am sitting her with a laser pointer annoying the shit out of my cats. Of course since I'm a little bit evil, I had my one cat spinning around in circles so fast that she puked and fell over. Now guess what I get to do.

What goes good with booze?

Laser tag! That's right, I said laser tag. We actually have a place around here that has all kinds of games and after 10 pm, no kids allowed. That's when the booze starts pouring and drunk adults can run around and play drunk laser tag. There is also mini bowling and they have bumper cars.
Who in their right mind would let a bunch of drunks play laser tag? Rascal's, that's who. I am so freaking excited!!! Sunday night we will be running around drunk and shooting each other.

Monday at work I will most likely be sitting in my office with a hangover, a black and blue body, and burnt retinas from getting shot in the eye with a laser, which will probably be a self inflicted wound.